Groundhog Day as a BCS Nightmare
You wake up, it’s cold, you’re in a somewhat familiar bed and it’s playing again. “I Got You, Babe”. “The Hell?,” you think, “these idiots played this song yesterday morning”.
Here we are in Punxsutawney again. That damn BCS gopher is about to let us know that bowl season will suck again this year. We’re about to run into that asshole Ned Ryerson who will be totally excited about the LSU/Alabama matchup which leads to our plunging our foot straight into an icy puddle. The letdown here is we don’t get to deck that bald buffoon.